If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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