Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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