fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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