she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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