So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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