I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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