Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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