Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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