how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
