in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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