I'm drive I can fine osifer
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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