He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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