great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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