I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
