Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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