i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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