wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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