and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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