my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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