Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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