I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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