Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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