She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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