remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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