Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i don't like sucking hair
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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