My brain says no but my pants say off.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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