I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
this boner is exhausting
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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