butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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