Just cropdusted the office
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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