Dual....:-)
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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