I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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