entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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