help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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