Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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