In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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