you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm both gender and math confused
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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