youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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