I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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