why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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