remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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