Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have grass duct taped all over my body
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina