So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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