dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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