ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you win again, gameday.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Oh god it's open bar.
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