I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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