there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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