That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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