quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You almost got us killed.
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