Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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