Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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