i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
