Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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