BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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