So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
