i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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